Talk about a Top Gun! A U.S. Naval pilot was flying his plane around Washington, on Thursday when he decided to get creative with his jet stream, etching the smoky, white outlines of what could only be described as a penis and testicles in the sky. “The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable,” Navy officials said in a statement. Image courtesy of Google.